teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat
She said see ya later goat
He wasn’t goat enough for her
She turns on the computer screen
Guess what she sees
Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat

She said see ya later goat

He wasn’t goat enough for her

She turns on the computer screen

Guess what she sees

Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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